I have five computers.
It took three of those computers just to write this column.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
It used to be that a columnist could pound out a thousand words on a manual Smith Corona typewriter and be done with it.
To be sure, there was plenty of cutting and pasting involved in that process. (And for those of you who don’t know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings, I do mean actual cutting and pasting of little scraps of paper with words on them.)